An owner for your AI. Every month. Like a fractional CFO — for AI.
Most UAE businesses run AI as a pile of ChatGPT tabs and dead pilots. We put one accountable owner in charge of yours — the roadmap, the rules, the vendors, and what actually goes live. We run our own companies on AI. We'll run yours.
95%
of company AI projects fail.
Almost none of it is the technology.
They fail for one reason — no owner. No one decides what ships, what gets killed, what it costs. Meanwhile the UAE government has appointed 50 Chief AI Officers and your competitors are moving. The gap compounds quietly.
MIT NANDA · 2025 — ORGANISATIONAL CAUSE, NOT TECHNICAL
The AI Close —
your AI, run
like your books.
Every serious business closes its books once a month. Almost none does the same for AI — so it drifts: a tool here, a dead pilot there. The AI Close is one owner-readable pack a month. Five questions, always answered.
this month.
Three things nobody
else here offers.
We operate our own portfolio of businesses almost entirely on AI. Not a strategy deck from someone who's never run a P&L.
Café groups, clinics, retail, salons — where the playbook has to work across every branch, not just a head-office pilot.
A fixed, money-back Reality Check. No one else in this market offers it — because no one else will stand behind week one.
Start small.
No big commitment.
Your tools, your data risk, your top 3 moves — one owner-readable page. Credited if you go further.
The full plan: ranked portfolio, 90-day roadmap, governance — only if the Check says it's worth it.
The AI Close every month: go/no-go calls, vendors, rules — an owner on your side of the table.
Priced like everything we do.
Nobody else in this market shows prices. We do — the same honesty you'll get in the close.
The money-back first step. If it isn't worth it, you don't pay. Credited in full if you go further.
+ Shadow-AI & data exposure
+ Your top 3 moves, ranked
+ One page, owner-readable
+ Go / no-go, in writing
Optional. The full plan — only if the Reality Check says it's worth building.
+ 90-day roadmap with owners
+ Green/yellow/red data policy
+ Vendor & tool decisions
+ Governance that fits your size
The monthly owner. Steer from AED 12,000 · Drive & Embed on scope.
+ Go / no-go on every idea
+ Vendor & contract calls
+ Data rules, kept enforced
+ Build directed, never padded
The honesty is
the product.
If a promise below is what you're shopping for, we're the wrong studio — and you should be careful with whoever says yes.
Your customer data never enters a tool without redaction.
We only use business-tier AI tools with proper no-training terms, and you get a written data-handling policy. We hold ourselves to the same rule we set for your staff — it's your PDPL front line.
Asked, answered.
An owner for your AI on a monthly retainer — like a fractional CFO for finance. Not a chatbot, not a workshop.
It starts with a fixed AED 3,500 Reality Check (money-back). Retainers run from AED 12,000/mo. Build work is quoted separately, so the leadership stays sharp and the price stays honest.
No — and be careful with anyone who does. We guarantee the foundation: an owner, a roadmap, sane rules, and honest go/no-go calls. The Reality Check itself is money-back.
The question isn't whether you use AI, it's whether anyone owns it. Usually no one does — and some of it touches customer data with no rules.
We only use business-tier tools with no-training terms, and customer data is redacted before any AI processing. You get a written data-handling policy.
Established UAE operators with a few locations — F&B groups, clinics, retail, salons, service firms. Not single outlets (that's our websites), not enterprises.
These six answers ship as FAQPage JSON-LD in the page head — the markup answer engines read. Same words, same honesty.
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